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| This Irks me so much i had to let the poison out.
Keeping the stickers on baseball caps- I just don't get it. Why would you keep the tags on your clothes? Is it supposed to look cool? How come I dont see it in any magazines or on any celebrities? oh i know, its because you're a DOUCHEBAG. Take the flippin' sticker off. I did a little research on the internet and they say that people keep them on to show that its an OFFICIAL cap and that they paid alot of money for it. Two problems; 1) Its easier to make a fake sticker than it is to make a fake cap(I should go into business making fake stickers). 2) Who the hell cares if you think my cap is real or fake. Stickers = POOOOOSEEEEER!
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| One random Wednesday in the city a few friends and I decided to stop at a bar for a drink after dinner. It was crowded for a Wednesday night. Everyone was wearing these little yellow name tags with numbers on them. Seems that we had stumbled upon the tail end of a speed dating event. We all thought heck since we're already here, let's get a name tag and participate. Unfortunately for us the event was already over, which was when we decided we're going to do this anyway.
A few months later, after a careful selection process we decided on Click2Asia's event. That's right, not just any speed dating, asian speed dating. We weren't going to meet people necessarily, we both just wanted to see what it was like and well to see how retarded we could be.
First of all, let me just say if anybody needs a serious self esteem boost go to one of thee events! I've never been in a room with so many people with absolutely ZERO game, guys and girls alike. I'm by no means a pick up master but these guys make me look like a player. The friend that I went with is not attracted to asian girls at all so he was ridiculous. Heres a couple of gems from the night.
M is me, F is my friend, D is the date, H is host:
D: hi whats your name
F: *******, he opens up the hand out pamphlet and they have sample questions and reads the first one Where are you from?
D: Queens
F: starts reading the second question
D: Um, are you seriously just going to read down the list of thier questions?
F: .....
D: ....
D: yup!
F: talking some bullshit
H: Ok dates over please rotate!
D: ok nice to meet you bye
F: i dont want to rotate you rotate
D: what?
D: ... she starts getting up to move
F: nono wait i was just kidding
M: ok so what do you like to do?
D: i'm boring, I like to read and watch TV
M: wait why are you boring? i like to read and wach TV and im not boring.
D: ....
M: Ok you win, you're boring.
H: TIMES UP!
M: nice to meet you!! bye!!!
D: ...
Overall I had a blast. I'm probably ging to hell fo writing about it, but what the hell i'm probably going down there for kicking babies annyway.
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| So this has been bothering me for sometime now. I had a really close friend, nothing romantic, we talked every day and hung out. She tried fixing me up with one of her friends but it didn't work out for whatever reason, and she eventually had a falling out with her anyway. Then one day she just stopped talking to me. I'd say hi on aim, no response, text her to see what was going on, no response, If I called she wouldn't pick up or call back. So needless to say I was like WTF? I confronted her and told her things haven't been the same ever since the whole Vivian fiasco. She apologized and said that she's just been busy. OK, so whatever. She continues ignoring me, every so often I'd message her saying hi, but nothing, so eventually I stop even trying. Fast forward a few years, I run into her at a wedding, in fact we're sitting next to each other. She says she's been busy, talks to me like nothing's happened, saying stuff like "Oh let's hang out", "I'll come over and see your new place" yadda yadda, no awkwardness whatsoever. So I take it as a sign as she's moved past whatever was there before and drop her a message. Nothing. She continues ignoring me, until one day I attempted to IM my other friend and clicked her name by accident. You see we greet each other not-so-nice names, but it's all done with the spirit of love. Anyway, I got her screenname by accident and no longer than 5 seconds go by and she responds. I explained the situation and apologized, but wait, you're too busy to respond to any other messages but you can respond to that within seconds. I don't understand how you can just cut someone off without any rhyme or reason. I'm done with you.
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| Today is the last day of my master cleanse fast. Physically, I feel like I can do this forever. Mentally, I want food. Overall it was a good experience, I'd recommend for anybody to try it out once. As for me I probably wouldn't do it again. I physically feel better, I have more energy, and my skin, hair and nails look great. As an added perk I've also lost 15 pounds in the process.
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| End of day 8. Almost done! I can't wait to eat. I'm planning my whole first day's menu in my mind right now. It will be glorious. GLORIOUS!
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